The Day We Tried to Organize the Studio (And Set Off the Fire Alarm)

We thought cleaning the studio would help us “get organized.” Instead, we triggered a fire alarm, unleashed MutzNutz on a zine box, and proved once again that Wyrmfuel runs better on disaster than discipline. Here's how one Monday morning turned into a full-blown meltdown — and why we’re never mopping again.

💥 Let’s set the scene:

Monday. 11:47am. Someone (probably Leo) said,

“Yo, maybe we should clean up the Wyrmlab. It’s starting to smell like hot Monster and burnt vinyl.”

The rest of us agreed — which was mistake number one.

🧹 The Cleanup Plan (That Never Happened)

We wrote it on a whiteboard:

1. Sort shirt samples

2. Organize stickers

3. Label sketch piles

4. Mop (?)

5. Celebrate with pizza

We accomplished exactly zero of those before all hell broke loose.

🔥 Here’s What Actually Happened:

• Maze knocked over a stack of “retired” mutant tees.
  ⚠️ One of them was still wet with mystery ink.

• Elvira (our vinyl cutter) glitched mid-print and screamed in Morse code.

• Someone lit incense to “cleanse the creative energy.”
  It tripped the fire alarm.
  Yes, we evacuated. No, we didn’t stop filming.

• MutzNutz panicked and shredded an unopened zine box.
  Then peed on it for good measure.

• Leo tried to mop and slipped on his own bootleg energy drink.

📣 Lessons Learned:

• Organizing is for people with health insurance.

• We work best when surrounded by clutter and chaos.

• If it smells like burned rubber and creativity — we’re doing it right.

• Never, ever give MutzNutz caffeine.